How Hipsters Date

Now That Hipsters are Mainstream do They Hate Themselves?

February 01, 2012 21 notes Full Story hipster Questions

Hipsters, much like unicorns and Carrot Top, are mythological beasts and don’t exist on the “mainstream” universe. Whenever you think you saw a hipster in the mainstreamverse, if you will, it’s probably a Justin Bieber fan or a homeless person being exploited by reality TV. There are no mainstream hipsters, but there are people wearing American Appy and Urban Outfitters in every TV Show, still, they’re not hipsters.

On a side note, hipsters do hate themselves, ironically.

Shit Hipsters Say?

January 30, 2012 8 notes Full Story hipster video YouTube Questions

I wish I knew these hipsters. The ones I know don’t talk like that.

What are Some Differences Between Hipsters and Pseudo-hipsters and What is the Population Percentage Ratio Between the Two?

January 30, 2012 18 notes Full Story hipster Questions

So, pseudo-hipsters have more letters in their name and hipsters have less.

Pseudo-hipsters claim they’re hipsters and hipsters try their hardest to be cooler than their peers.

People loath them both, however hipsters are early adopters, therefore they know about new things first, then when it gets mainstream, pseudo-hipsters adopt them, but that’s by the time that band that used to be cool when hipsters first heard about it is rocking the new car commercial.

Pseudo-hipsters are rocking keffiyehs in 2012. Hipsters are wearing legwarmers as scarves in 2012.

Pseudo-hipsters love Lana Del Rey. Hipsters heard from their nerd friends that her performance on SNL was horrendous.

Pseudo-hipsters Google about hipsters. Case closed.

What do you guys think? Let us know about other differences between pseudo-hipsters and hipsters.

I AM NOT A HIPSTER

January 27, 2012 9 notes Full Story i am not a hipster movies hipster Questions

Are you hipster if you watch I’m not a hipster?

A Hipster in a Galaxy Far, Far Away…

January 25, 2012 17 notes Full Story hipster star wars darth vader

This is random, but kinda cool.

(Source: quickmeme.com)

The Science Behind Your Hipsterness

January 23, 2012 18 notes Full Story hipster science the ivy league why you are a hipster

Kevin Lewis, a researcher from Harvard, explains: “The meaning of an indie/alternative taste rests not just in the taste itself—but also in being the only one among one’s friendship circle that expresses it,” he claims. “If I like The Decemberists, and suddenly my friends start liking them too, suddenly I’m no longer socially distinctive. So this taste loses much of its appeal and I will run off in search of some new band to express my ‘hip’ identity.”

So, the only thing I gather from Lewis’s research is that he’s not a hipster. I mean, the Decemberists? That is so pre-iPod.

Hey Lana: It’s Gonna Get Better

January 17, 2012 9 notes Full Story lana del rey snl music hipster humor

This is not the end of it, but it could have been worse. Hey, Ashlee Simpson bounced back, right? Right? I mean, she’s somewhere, doing something. She’s still Jessica’s sister. That can’t be that bad. It makes you interesting by proxy. I don’t know if you have any famous relatives, but I’d give them a call. Hey. Hey, no need to cry now. Worst comes to worst, a.k.a. your record release bombs just as bad as your performance, you still can be a lip gloss model. Or Angelina Jolie’s lips double. I don’t know, you’ll figure it out. Just hang in there. Harry Potter is on your side, so you can ask him to use some magic to help you out.