January 2012
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I AM NOT A HIPSTER
Are you hipster if you watch I’m not a hipster?
Jan 27th
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A Hipster in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
This is random, but kinda cool.
Jan 25th
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The Science Behind Your Hipsterness
Kevin Lewis, a researcher from Harvard, explains: “The meaning of an indie/alternative taste rests not just in the taste itself—but also in being the only one among one’s friendship circle that expresses it,” he claims. “If I like The Decemberists, and suddenly my friends start liking them too, suddenly I’m no longer socially distinctive. So this taste loses much of its appeal and I will run off...
Jan 24th
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Hey Lana: It's Gonna Get Better
This is not the end of it, but it could have been worse. Hey, Ashlee Simpson bounced back, right? Right? I mean, she’s somewhere, doing something. She’s still Jessica’s sister. That can’t be that bad. It makes you interesting by proxy. I don’t know if you have any famous relatives, but I’d give them a call. Hey. Hey, no need to cry now. Worst comes to worst,...
Jan 17th
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The Lana Del Backlash Continues
One of the worst outings in SNL history Ouch.
Jan 17th
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Have Hipsters Tried Bone Luging?
Haters gonna hate. Boners gonna bone. Bone luge: coming to all bars in Williamsburg soon.
Jan 17th
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25 Things Lana del Rey Sounds Like
Things that sound like Lana Del Rey’s performance on SNL: My dog’s ass after he sneaks some chili a melancholy hobo on a riverboat a large land mammal in mourning shit an internet singer trying to perform live on TV Glee having a stroke a poet from Starbucks the inside of Rebecca Black’s head Michael Clarke Duncan in the shower one of those talking trees...
Jan 17th
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Lana Del Rey Tells Us What's What
Lana Del Rey addresses her critics after her dismal performance on Saturday Night Live. I Look Uncomfortable on Stage. Staring off into space with a blank look on your face is very cutting edge and avant-garde. It’s about circumventing your expectation of what a performer is supposed to do on stage. You think I’m going to entertain you with tons of charisma and stage presence, but that would...
Jan 16th
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Submit photos to be the next Ctrl+Alt+Delete hipster.
Jan 16th
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Where Will Hipsters Be This Friday?
RINSED 1.13 bassdrums, breasts, booze, blood-bartering, boa constrictors, blowup dolls, batteries, basslines… but ABSOLUTELY NO babies.  Open Bar 10-11. $2 entry before 11, $5 after  This month we’re having a very special guest, Saheer Umar of House of House. If you’ve ever seen a House of House set you know what you’re in for, if you haven’t, do your homework....
Jan 13th
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How Hipsters Break Up (With Me)
Submitted from Alexandria, LA. Send your break up texts to (646) 801-3068.
Jan 12th
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Missed Hipster Connection
The Unjustly Ejected Maroon 5 Enthusiasts - w4m - 22 (The Woods - Williamsburg) Date: 2012-01-08, 8:36PM EST You dudes are my heroes. Myself- a dark-haired brown-glasses wearing female in corduroys and a blue short sleeved button down, three stunning Irish Catholic beauties, and our loyal friend a slender young man in a maroon sweater and dark ski cap joined you in your persistent pleas of...
Jan 10th
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Hipster Music: Leonard Cohen - Darkness
All you hipsters are listening to this song today, aren’t you?
Jan 10th
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Hipsters on TV: Portlandia - Mixology
This is a skit by skit review of the season opener for Portlandia. Local artisan curators Lisa and Bryce realize that they can pickle everything; This skit feels like a rehash of put a bird on it. Fred helps Carrie chase a romantic mixologist (Andy Samberg) who forgets his roots when he moves from Portland to LA; Not sure what this was. I was hoping to see a funny hipster out of Samberg, but his...
Jan 10th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
Jan 10th
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Learn how to be an alt kid.
Jan 8th
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Hipster Defined by Google
Google “what is hipster?”.
Jan 2nd
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Hipster Tweets
Portlandia is over. OVER.
Jan 2nd
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How to be an alt kid.
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
23 posts
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What Are Hipsters Doing New Years Eve?
A video by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. See you in 2012.
Dec 31st
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A Hopefully Humorous Hipster Dating Advice Column
What is the Perfect Hipster First and A Half Date? If you’re a hipster, you don’t need me to explain that a first and a half date is, essentially, the first date after you hopefully, drunkenly, made out with rather than slept with, a stranger you met in a bar, at a concert, or on the L train.   I didn’t mention the G train because the L train is so way classier then the G.  When hipsters tell...
Dec 31st
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Alt puppy edition.
Dec 28th
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What Hipsters Got For Christmakwazukkah?
I got a rock. Send us pictures of your gifts, will ya?
Dec 27th
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Shortcut to become an alt kid.
Dec 27th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
So, are you?
Dec 27th
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Shortcut to become an alt kid.
Dec 26th
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Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Shortcut to become an alt kid.
Dec 26th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
Hipster or homeless?
Dec 26th
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How Hipsters Date Vs. SOPA Vs. GoDaddy
Hipsters, So by this time you should have heard about the Stop Piracy Online Act and you probably have heard that GoDaddy is supporting the bill, but not really, but sure why not. In light of that event, we decided to pull our domain from GoDaddy, because SOPA is against everything we stand for. We will go offline for a few minutes, but we’ll be back, GoDaddy free. Thanks, ...
Dec 26th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
A little advice for hipsters out there.
Dec 24th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
Hipsters are not fooling this guy.
Dec 24th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
Bay area issues.
Dec 24th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
Santa is a hipster too. Happy holidays!
Dec 24th
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What Hipsters Facebook About?
About hipsters and trees.
Dec 24th
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Hipsters We'd Like to Hang Out
Flavia from Brazil. Would you?
Dec 23rd
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How Hipsters Break Up
Hipster or grifter?
Dec 14th
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Hipster Sword Dancing
List that under things hipsters are doing now.
Dec 12th
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Hipsters We'd Like to Date
Lina Tesch. Would you?
Dec 12th
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Where in the World are the Hipster Artists?
tagbrumart: These are Facebook avatar portraits of dead artists with active Facebook profiles. Reply with your link and we’ll post your hipster art.
Dec 9th
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Mini Hipsters
See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.
Dec 5th
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How Hipsters Break Up (With Me)
Break up sent from Pittsburgh, PA. Send your break up message to (646) 801-3068.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
5 posts
Nov 28th
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Are hipsters going to see M83?
They be playing at music hall of Williamsburg. So, are they?
Nov 23rd
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How Hipsters Break Up (With Me)
Break up sent from San Francisco, CA. Break up with me by calling or texting (646) 801-3068. Wasn’t that nice?
Nov 21st
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How Hipsters Break Up
Nov 14th
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Do You Know This Hipster?
If you are this hipster or know him, get in touch, we wanna talk to you. Foto found here: youdonthaveadinosaur.tumblr.com
Nov 8th
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October 2011
8 posts
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How Hipsters Dress for Halloween?
I don’t think hipsters are going to the parade dressed like that… Photo Credit.
Oct 31st
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How Hipsters Break Up
Oct 26th
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#CMJ 2011 Day 2: What Shows Are You Attending?
CMJ picks for today: Public Assembly NOW Eleanor Friedberger (The Fiery Furnaces), The Stepkids, Porcelain Raft, Chad Valley, Casiokids 9PM Teengirl Fantasy, Warm Ghost, Still Corners, CFCF (DJ Set), Lemonade, Chad Valley, Radio People, JDH & Dave P Glasslands 12AM Trash Talk, Tanlines, King Krule, Little Red, Teengirl Fantasy Pianos 8PM WIM, Casiokids, Bikini, EXITMUSIC, Cloud...
Oct 19th
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